Holy shit I am so burned from the sun bc I’m retarded and forgot to put sun screen on the back of my legs,( as if i had eyes in the back of my head)

my stomach is about to kill me with pain, (food poisoning, I’m sure)

my best friend is leaving the country to the middle east to meet her husband,(CRAZY shit ppl do!)

my mother is leaving me for a month, (sad, and loneliness)  =’[ 

my ex keeps hate-subtweeting and sub-facebooking like a motherfucker (yet he calls to tell me how sorry he is for being a douchebag) fantastic!

I’m in the most perfect vacation spot yet i wish i was home, only bc i would wish to have hugged my most beloved ones goodbye, for now,

when anyone would be more than happy to get paid to spend the week at the beach. yet I’m in a weird calmness with only a hit of uneasiness that comes and goes every now and then.

insomnia is a fucking bitch and i don’t want to have kids until I’m 30-something (mark my words) married and full-time nanny arrangements lol

posh life is quite fabulous. :) 

oh the life of the rich and famous is so contagious…

when i grow up i want to have a beach house.

maryyys:

“Keep it real, spotted seal” 

hahahaha this is too good

Every night when I go to bed, as I get off the phone I say: “self please stop talking to him” and something always happens that makes us want to call eachother. But we’ve come to the last draw and we’ve said more than enough and it’s been proven by all mighty himself that it shall not be continued any further. It’s saddest thing to see happen like losing an arm or a leg for short time, and Never knowing when you’ll get it back. This time I don’t know why it’s so hard to just back away and MoveOn but it has to happen and it will happen. Mom always said that the best is yet to come. good things come to those who wait… and so on so that’s what I must do wait that is!

Nakey is good!!

Xmas gift I can almost smell it!!!